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when you put [artificial] nails on a female cow who is thirteen and a half weeks pregnant with John Cena's children. They have to be purple and red nails that are at least seventeen feet minus 37 centimeters long. [One of them] has to have a picture of [Harry Styles] on it. After you put on the nails you have to push the cow over into a pile of its own poop.
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