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Socrates didnt die from hemlock, he died from shitricide. shitricide is the act of crocheting your ass check forcing bowels to be witheld inside the [anal cavity]. It was forggotton about until one day in london, man would actually pass out on the [golf course], and becuase they wore kilts, the shit would tinkle down their knees, causing skin decay. So golfers would hold in their shits by crocheting their cheeks. THe [first man] to die was Wiston churchill. in his will he order the act of holding in your shits till death is called shitricide.
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