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abb. n. pl. Spermatozoa The mature fertilizing gamete of a male organism, usually consisting of a round or [cylindrical] nucleated cell, a short neck, and a thin motile tail. Apparently these [microscopic], haploid gametes taste terrible unless you're a porn starlet looking to make a name for yourself, were molested as a youngster, or are a fat girl or faggot (or any [combination] therein). Purportedly tastes 'better' when exchanged between 2(two)or more females in a time-honored tradition known as 'cement mixing' or 'cum swapping.'
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