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Sweaty Buttcrack Syndrome, or "SBCS" is a serious [medical condition] in which your intergluteal cleft perspires excessively. There is no known cure, but there are some intern methods that one can do to ease the suffering, such as: -inserting a towel between the glutes -using a handheld blow dryer -expel large amounts of flatulence (your body's natural blow dryer) -refrain from wearing trousers and undergarments at all times For the most serious cases of SBCS, [surgical removal] of the [gluteus maximus] is needed to ensure survival.
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