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Layla /noun/ person Definition: We all know her and we all wish we didn't Sometimes i wish i had memory wipes so i can forget about her existence but even that wouldn't work She's kinda like Santa Claus, always happily bouncing your holly jolly fatass over your chimney while taking a giant shit down it. Every Christmas, she'd wait for you to put some super yummy [manipulation] tactic flavored with a bit of [finishing touch] of rat diarrhea coated holiday cookies and a glass of limited edition dose of edgy gacha pissbabies so she can choke on it, spitting it out causing it to break [on the floor], waking everyone up, took the blame but also sending a herd of reindeers crashing through the ceiling going absolutely apeshit and climbing into people's spinal cords, jerk off, lay easter eggs into people's rib cages 3 seconds later, and make a giant leap her way out of your balcony as if she's swan lake. (credit to zzdoritozz on insta)
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