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P represents the act of [cutting off] your penis and wrapping it with immense amounts of whale blubber until it resembles Shrek's penis, Shrek being the hit movie released in 2001, April 22nd. Shrek is a representation of the ideal male, with all of the wanted [characteristics] within a "chad". After the penis has been fully prepped, you call your bestie over (male) and have intense and humid anal [intercourse] with him.
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