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Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the [oil] naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of [Oil], which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend [Jesus Christ] of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not [Christian] but some [people] say he was totes chillaxing with Satan [homie]. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of [New York] out of a radioactive mac and cheese [bowl] that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.

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