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A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/[portable music player].

Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them.  They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."

They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips.  Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the [oral] cavity that may resemble some [incomprehensible] tune or lyrics.  (This may be a mating ritual.)

They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.

Their most [comfortable] environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.

The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.

Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!

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