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A mistake sent from the gods. His parents wished that they threw him into a well when he was a child but looks like that chance has gone. He had no friends in kindergarten, primary school, secondary school, college and still doesn't. Once in college he told a girl - who he had a crush on - that he was a footballer, two days later, she found out and kicked his penis all the way to a Russian hospital, "Vat is happenin'? Get outta my ho'pital!" , screamed the Russian nurse. "Oh I am so sorry-" said ThatGuyHerty. But just then the Russian nurse kicked his ass all the way to the Mariana trench! "Hoo iz zis hooman" said the shark, "Oh I'm sorry sharko", said ThatGuyHerty and just then the shark flicked his head all the way to his parents. "Now's our chance we can finally kill our son, YESSSSS!" And as you know they kicked him all the way out of the universe and he froze to death. HAPPY ENDING! YEAH!!!!
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