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A person from [California] who moves to cities in other US states to make it unaffordable to residents living there.
The devilspawn of the beach bro and [Valley Girl] in a midlife crisis, Califucks will never be satisfied with their house and infest other places just to snatch up a new house. They rarely move to rural towns with a shrinking population where housing would be cheaper than their urban [destination], rarely live in multi-housing, would rather die than live in a [Republican] state, ignorant of local culture, almost outnumber local team’s fans when a Cali team plays an away game, is underprepared for extreme weather and temperatures, will get mad if [you say] "Cali", and live in close proximity to fast food and organic grocers at the same time.
Califucks are diverse in appearance and beliefs; and they all stick out like a sore thumb.
Liberal Califucks chase jobs and/or invade their college alma mater, complain about traffic while driving a hybrid and never use bus or bicycle, stay in an urban bubble to avoid country hicks outside the city, are woke and gentrifiers.
[Conservative] Califucks tastelessly compare themselves to refugees but persecuted by liberals, are pissy they can't buy a mansion and gas guzzler with their income, want a McMansion in a red state, and complain about the liberal Califucks following them.
The most you can do is pray for the swarm to move on to the next state, swat a few of them in vain, and rebuild from what's left.

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