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Technique used when guys are being creepy or intruding on your personal space in a public place. Using your best Customer service voice, confidently ask them a question that only a toddler would be comfortable asking ie. how old are you? Do you have kids? How many teeth do you have? Is this your first time in a bar? Have you ever use deodorant before? The main goal is to throw them off their rhythm and confuse them enough to leave you alone.
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