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New Jersey is practically the best state to live in on earth.  I lived there from the time i was born, to when i was 16 years, 5 months, 15 days, 15 hours, and 20 minutes, yes i have that figured out to the exact moment.  I love new jersey!  I miss it now that i moved to NC.  What most people don't know is that Jersey doesn't *smell* like everyone thinks.  Sure there are some place where it smells like a sewer, but there are also places that make it smell the best on earth.    In Jersey you can go anywhere within 20 minutes of driving, and get anything you want.  food? Chinese, Mandarin, Asian, Italian, Germany, Thai, Irish, you name it, we've got it.  It's also the only place other than NYC where you can get a decent pizza.  Anyone who lives elsewhere known nothing of what good pizza is.  They don't understand how to make it.  you need the proper equipment (proper equipment: an italian mafia family)   We are home to a GREATY Ivy league University (Princeton).  We have many great other schools around.  In the North for Example, Farleigh Dickenson, and Rutgers.  Plus we are within a 30 minute drive into the most fantastic place you'll ever know, NYC.   Property value is high in New Jersey, if you own a large piece of land, sell it now.  Because there are NO large pieces left. You can get to 3 different malls within 20 miles of your home.    No one from Jersey call it "Joisey", unless we are making fun of the people who do.  Turnpike jokes arent' funny, quit asking.  No, no one in NJ has ever pumped their own gas, its illegal. We have a great lottery.

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