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An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, [New Jersey]. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in [important] playoff matches for sports including soccer, [lacrosse], baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and [exceptional] facilities, however, they are [inevitably] [disappointed] when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.

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