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Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a [fucking liar]. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to [jacking off] twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't [jacking off] twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
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