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A bowel movement characterized by the acute, forceful passing of stool after having held it in for an extended period of time or as a result of [constipation]. Accompanied by a sense of relief and [satisfaction] similar to that of an orgasm. The word, indeed, is a combination of “nut,” a common colloquial verb meaning (of a male) “to ejaculate semen,” and “butt,” a colloquial term for buttocks.

While related to the relief one experiences after a bout of diarrhea, the stool passed as a result of a buttnut is typically solid or semi-solid, and sometimes even compacted. Conditions leading to the [possibility] of a buttnut include changes in diet such as a sudden increase or decrease in the consumption of dietary fiber or heavy consumption of highly acid and spicy foods like [Buffalo wings], especially in combination with alcohol.

Note that a buttnut proper is not simply a large bowel movement. Rather, a buttnut proper is characterized by a feeling of tension and pressure combined with the inability to pass the stool giving way suddenly to an acute bowel movement. The acuteness of the buttnut is the source of the pseudo-orgasmic pleasure and relief one feels afterward.

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