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Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of [vaccines] like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, [Donald Trump]. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, [hydroxychloroquine], and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as [conservatives], flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true [conservatives] never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

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