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Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are [extremely] uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you [one of them], but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most [exquisite] meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!
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