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Alpha Matt is the horniest, hottest, angriest, form of [the person] known as Matt Diaz. Alpha Matt is known for his Movie Theatre Cruella sex habits and severe desire to fuck every girl that crosses his path. Even more of an urge when she is blonde and a senior. Alpha Matt [should be] avoided at all costs when enraged (can be most enraged when his lack of pushups are brought up, or the hit song "Sorry Ms Morejon, [Justin Bustin] part is played). Alpha Matt can and will hit you with a chest strike when enraged, or with the classic Salty Scalp
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