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Derived from the quandary presented when defecating in a [public bathroom] and the toilet paper roll appears to be soaked in urine. The question of whether to wipe one's ass with a potentially befouled toilet paper or spend the day as a shit ass presents an [existential crisis] known as the Shitter's Dilemma so named by Plato in 351 B.C. In practical usage since the time of [Shakespeare] it has come to mean any hard choice one faces.
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