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The equivalent of Satan in the lithuanian cult of Alaušas. Baltrušaitis often disguises himself as a fat, old and short PE teacher. He, just like Alaušas, has an extremely big cock. Some legends say that Baltrušaitis' cock is even bigger. The two gods often battle for the hearts, asses, dicks and vaginas of the cultists. According to myth, Baltrušaitis already has fucked the janitors many times in the school. While Alaušas tries to keep all of his people free and let them have a great sex life, Baltrušaitis wants all of the cultists to be his sex slaves. He caries his cock on his shoulders, because it is extremely heavy. Anyone who sees Baltrušaitis dick is damned, because it is so fucking hideous, that anyone would throw up in an instant.
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