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See generaly  Arse Hair Demon, Klingon Arse-Pinch:

1. A medical affliction involving an infestation of microscopic gnomes with the tendency to pull one's arse-hair at will;

2. A person who is constantly nervous and jumpy is said to suffer from this malady.

N.B. A sufferer of this condition would be micro...trichotillomanic, and the chronic syndrome is micro...trichotillitis.

A longer, alternate form of this word is actually one of the lengthiest words in the [English language]. Sadly, it cannot be published in the UD because its length is over 40 characters, but here it is, broken-down: 
From the Latin: gnomo (having to to with gnomes), ultra-microscopic (very small), perianal (surrounding the anal area), trichotillitis (condition involving hair-pulling)

Alternate form- gnomo...trichotillomania, which refers to [particularly] bad cases, where the gnomes are under a [psychological] compulsion to pull as [often] as possible.

The complete, obsolete, historical form of the word would be:
gnomoultramicroscopic perianal trichotillomania  (spelled without the spaces).

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