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A coffee enthusiast with the urge of being a Touch Me Not plant for Halloween to jump out of bushes and touch innocent [pedestrians]. Believes his beard is just in the way of his fabulous jawline, but [the real reason] his jawline is non existent is because devours a jar of Mayo every month. Absolute sweetheart who loves to marinate in his own tears and then be called a [Wet Ass Pussy] by none other than Cardi B. He ain’t no weak ass bitch because in his world everything is “tis but a scratch”. Also, puns.
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