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Pessidog (noun) : Kids below 15 years of age who are rarely or even never watch football games at all, but make bold claims such as : [National league] is Easy, Copa America is bigger than World Cup, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and that Leonel Messi (a.k.a. Pessi) is [the greatest] footballer of all time. They often come up with fake stats or fake quotes just to convince everyone how Pessi is [better than] Ronaldo the G.O.A.T. Despite being born mostly due to condom failure, they have serious talent to be a stand-up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke. "What is a brain, dad?" "No idea, son. We are pessidog" My friend has down syndrome but he still looks like Albert Einstein when compared to a pessidog.
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