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Alan’[s] are frequently insecure [people] Alan and [will] rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful. Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain. Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations. [Don]’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions . Alan [will] never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and [will] defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate . Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you [don]’t want to be one, just play along. I know this because I am Alan
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