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Born of the typical male concept that the size of one's male sexual organ detirmines one's attractiveness, [intelligence], strength, prowess, [social status], and overall value in life, the size of one's "internet penis" is a handy, unified measure of one's cumulative internet je ne sais quoi... how large one looms on the vast virtual landscape of the interwebs. Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, [general knowledge] and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage." Synonymous with e-penis +5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
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