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he’s the real IMPA but also a real G. hes got the biggest ass but also the biggest bear belly. He has the worst dad jokes on the planet that will either kill you or make you want to kill yourself. He’s quite the man if you get to know him he’ll touch you heart in one too many ways maybe a bit sexual sometimes but he’ll affect you for sure and that’s a promise [on my momma]. His [moose knuckles] are to die for and so hot. He’s got the sexiest beard and the a sexy taste in Star Wars movies. He absolutely hates his life and he will let [you know it]!! He might hate his kids and wife but he still will LOVE YOU with all his E=Mc^2 heart.
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