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A house that is meticulously fitted with overpriced technical equipment to [compensate] for the unusually small size of the homeowners dick. The equipment usually has no true useful purpose other then attempting to impress potential houseguests. A good smarthome will grant the owner plenty of ways to perform simple tasks in ways that take at least twice the time it would if he were to do it [the standard] way. Generally the installed equipment irritates [the shit out of] the lady of the house but she will quietly condone the pointless gadgets as it greatly reduces the amount of physical attention she has to give to her man.
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