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If you want to think you are [playing poker] then Pokerstars is where you can go. Upon arriving there you will lose all money and sanity that you have. What will drive you insane is that you will get spectacular hands (AA,AK) and no matter how much [you bet] before the flop (both real and play money) some idiot will call with a 5-4 offsuit. Or another possibility is that you will hold AA and the flop will be something like A,7,J. At this point you will push all in for over $100 (in real money) and the noob will call with 5-4. At this point you will be more than a 99% favorite to win the hand. But to your utter disbelief the turn will be a 3 and the river a 2 making the idiot a straight which beats your 3 of a kind. After losing said $100 you will either cashout and run like hell or suffer more highly [mathematically] improbable bad beats.

Where a great hand loses to a phenomenal one.

If you are dealt KK you can bet your sweet ass someone has AA and QQ in the same hand.

Defies all [mathematical] probability.

The river always determines the winner. See riverstars

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