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Caoimhe is a very special Irish girl who has mastered the art of being wider than she is tall. With a somewhat disturbing obsession with a sailor, following a night of lustful passion while he was [under the influence] and under the age of consent. Caoimhe can often be found staring out her window at night longing for the return of her [bondage buddy], but alas his return from sea is unpredictable with even her sea-man not being sure of when he can return. Until then Caoinhe waits in [anticipation] of the return of her illegal lover boy, watching and waiting, dreaming of the little ocean monster while she writes her terrible poetry.
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