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The most retarded show on [Nickelodeon] so far (though there is some fierce competition in that area recently). The show is an eight-year-old's perspective on teenage life. "It takes place entirely inside a gigantic [shopping mall]" and is about "minimum wages and maximum laughs." The main characters are as follows: Jonesy Garcia- The hispanic manwhore. Enough said. Jen Marsterson- The tomboy who can "beat any boy at sports." Nickelodeon wouldn't want to be attacked by feminists, now would it? Nikki Wong- The "punk rock" girl who supposedly hates preps, and yet she hangs around with them. Hmmm... Caitlin Cooke- See spoiled and ditz. Wyatt Williams- The only black kid who, "doesn't mind being different or uncool" because he doesn't spend all day partying. Jude Lisowksy- A [skateboarder] with short term memory loss who cannot say a sentence without the word "dude." Note- Quotation marks [used] to show quotes from Nick.com's own description of the show.
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