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A very beautiful and elegant woman, though very mischievous and naughty. Kalaba may seem angelic to the naked eye, but she’s a devil in disguise. Kalaba has the face of an angel and the Ass of a [dump truck]. Kalaba’s ass has been known to have [mysterious] powers of distorting the mind of its viewer. She’s best suited with a tall, handsome Taurus man, as she’s usually very short. ONLY A STUBBORN TAURUS MAN CAN HANDLE HER! Also she puts [in the milk] before the cereal....huge red flag, I knowww
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