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Dick Cheney

(np. Richard Bruce Cheney b.1941-)
(aka Darth Vader. Frankenstein’s monster, the [penguin], Jaba The Hut.)

1) 46th ‘Vice’ President of the United States, and former Secretary of Defense.  Puppetmaster to the early 21st century military Junta George W. [Bush]. (see Blackadder III and Prince [George] IV.)
2) (Disney origin) Jafar.  The evil Vizir (advisor) to the brainless Sultan, in the Disney cartoon Aladdin.
2) Jabba the Hut (see Empire of Evil)
3) The fat, corrupt guy in the famous Humphrey [Bogart] movie Cassablanca, sometimes credited as Sydney Greenstreet.

Synonyms.
-([Harry Potter]): A Goblin.  A morose, sullen individual who lives in a vault or bunker, and is obsessed with money.

-(Ref. H.G. Welles’ The Time Machine)  A Morlock.  (ie-a hideous, albino creature who dreads daylight, and lives underground to operate the machines that provide for the spoiled and child-like Eloi (See George W [Bush]).

v. to give somebody a Dick Cheney.
1)  (v. sexual [slang]) To unintentionally ejaculate in a woman’s face.  (ie- to accidentally ‘shoot’ somebody in the face. To get drunk, shoot somebody in the face, and then eat dinner.)  A [slang] term for ejaculating in somebody’s face, formerly known as a [pearl necklace].

v. to pull a Dick Cheney.
2) to escape or defer from an unpleasant responsibility by hiding in college for an extended [period] of time.  To escape the national service draft in a time of [war] by spending eight years in a four year college degree program. (See Karl Rove.  See chickenhawk.)

3) To publicly miscarry justice by ostensibly taking a Supreme Court Judge on a duck hunting trip, and then threatening to blow his face off if he doesn't vote to keep the identities of your corrupt business cronies a secret. (See Ned Beatty and [Deliverance}.)

-to escape or defer an unpleasant responsibility by knocking up a woman.

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