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Leonardos tend to chew on their socks and have [uncomfortable] hairy kneecaps. They tend to enjoy a good brawl with their schmumpkins but always loose thanks to their weak limbs. They are usually Italian and distinguishable by smell, thanks to the [pheromones] they release. Due to their nature, and wank odour, this often makes them overtly [homosexual] beings, they love to cook omelettes while their husbands hug them from behind. A very rare breed, often found underneath school desks scavenging for used gum and using it to mass produce biofuel for the Dinghies they sail to school. Usually funny bloke but will make for terrible housemates thanks to their habitual vice of eating dry wall, which unsurprisingly will give the ick to female guests. Never turn a blind eye against one.
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