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A shkije is a species, often regarded as being on the subhuman tier. They are known to be backstabbing rats and steal as much land as they can. Originally a sarmatian tribe, the shkije underwent a process of gradual cultural integration into the neighboring Slavic population. Their place of origin is thought to be the caucasus, where they were enslaved and then brought to modern day poland, they managed to build an alliance with the avars, a turkic tribe, who had previously weakened the byzantine empire. This wouldn't be the last time the shkije would align with turks, during ottoman times they were known to be slaves of the turks and shkije men often allowed turkic statesmen to impregnate their wives, nevertheless they were allowed to settle the balkans by their turkic overlords, in which they live to this day an thus steal land, history and resources from other neighboring nations.

Some of the greatest achievements of the Shkije are: Being directly responsible for World War 1. Committing the worst genocide on european soil, since World War 2. Claiming Skanderbeg the albanian national hero every minute of their life without any proofs.

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