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Today I want to talk about "[Spanking the Monkey]". The term is used as a euphemism for male [masturbation]. It is generally only used between close friends and not toward a person of authority. The history behind the phrase is a mystery, no one quite knows how it came to be. It does not have a direct [relationship] to the actual act. The phrase indicates that your penis is a monkey and that it has been very bad.
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