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The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in [sexual intercourse] with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being [penetrated] by men and most [vibrators].
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