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PETEYS are Super hilarious and you can listen to any and all PETEYS talk about everything absurd and [irrelevant] for hours, they can make the saddest most grim situations seem like [the funniest] thing you’ve ever heard. Not only are they amazing speakers but when they tell a story they paint such a colorfully descriptive picture for you that you feel like [you’re] there, living it with them. Not only are they literally the best, most hilarious story tellers you have ever heard but they are also the most gorgeous . The curl in their bottom lip makes them not only awesome to listen too but even more awesome to watch. If you’re lucky enough to run across a PETEY I suggest locking them in a medium to medium large rabbit hutch for they are fiercely [independent] and will never go willingly. You can lure and trap a Petey with any kind of candy whatsoever but don’t forget plenty of air holes for they require tons of oxygen because they never stop talking.
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