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Noun An abstract object that is neither a Schlong, a Schlaverage, or a Schlort. Anything that is not defined as a penis, while remaining distinctly not anything else. Alternatively, Verb I.... I don't know. I know it's a verb, but the knowledge of what exactly it is unfit for the human mind. Cannot be put into words, can only be understood on a deeper level.
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