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lizarddickphillia Liz-erd-dic-fill-e-a A particular helpful mutation that makes your dick have the ability to fall off and break off but grow back to the same length. One side affect of this mutation is shedding of the penis skin, similar to the way a lizard might shed its skin, when the skin of the dick sheds, it allows the shlong to become longer. Sadly the privilege of having a shlong that grows has side affects, many of the people who experience lizarddickphillia often struggle to get through life with their large penis, for example [one of the most] common struggles is [accidentally] slamming your penis in the car door or having your penis be so long that it drags [on the floor].
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