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Well… Ste Hill is a guy who’s overgrown with weight and has a [personal hygiene] problem! Usually smells of shit.

Ste hill is know as a “[monkey hanger]” from Hartlepool.

This individual was a coach driver who at the time was self employed, not paying tax and N.I and stealing from a company he used to work for.!

Said person above has a friend “Dave Parky” They once came up with a cunning plan to sell dodgy knockoff headphones to their work colleagues to line their own pockets full of cash.

[Unfortunately] for these two in question it all went Wrong once they found out these headphones wasn’t working correctly and “Parky” decided to do a runner with everyone’s money while Ste Hill carried on working for this said company.

This is known as a cunts trick to his so called friend and also known as shitting on one’s doorstep.

Ste Hill likes to think that all bus drives are retards and are beneath coach drivers,But what he doesn’t understand is that he always got lost on his tours while using his twat-nav when he drove coach’s.

Hill and Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 [whatever that means]!!

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