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A poo so voluminous and energetic that it is literally everywhere. In practise, it is mostly used to describe a poo done by a baby or toddler that squirts out of the back of the nappy and is spreads to various places in the vicinity. Omnipoos are [particularly] difficult to deal with as they have a habit of spreading about when you try and change the child, [particularly] if the child is a wriggler. Omnipoos normally have a sticky and liquid quality about them, facilitating the spread of the fecal matter around the area. It some respects they can be compared to liquid hydrogen as it approaches [absolute zero] and becomes a super fluid, but there is nothing super about an omnipoo, although they could be used to deter crime. Omnipoo is synonymous with omniturd, omnishit, omnicrap, omnipoop, omnimerde, omnidung, omnistool or omninumbertwo. Omnipoo can also be used to describe a mistake or mess so bad that it literally covers everything in crap.
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