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Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the [British Empire] aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is [the only thing] that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans. A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam [everywhere] after a few bottles of bucky It consists of: Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
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