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The horrifically stupid act of ASSUMING that the [white powder] [on the floor] is spilled COCAINE from the night before; then tenaciously SNORTING it off the ground with a 3" straw the next morning; an idiotic effort to beckon the energy to clean up an abandoned party mess left at your house; Only to quickly and painfully realize it was NOT COCAINE, but was DEFINITELY old, dried, dog urine soaked potpourri scented CARPET [REFRESHING] POWDER from who knows when.
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