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A small public engineering college in Golden, Colorado. While heralded as [one of the most] prestigious engineering colleges in the country, mines suffers from an absurdly imbalanced male-female ratio. Dating at mines for men is a perpetual state of being cock-blocked, as the number of single straight females at the university is somewhere in the single-digits.
Mines is home to a thriving greek life, as joining a fraternity guarantees you plenty of alternatives to resorting to giving your female TA's sexual favors.
Despite being [one of the most] stressful college experiences in the country, the campus suicide rate remains astonishingly low, as most incoming freshmen do not know how to use a screwdriver to remove the suicide blocks present on all dormitory windows.
Most students at all levels are familiar with the concept of weed-out classes. However, weed-out classes do not exist at mines as all mines classes fit [the definition].
The mines student body has a thriving LGBT+ community, likely as a result of most of the above.

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