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When guys tripping in Aspen, your friend/vacation roommate decided the path of least resistance to ass is to bed the [Vietnamese] potbellied pig whose [circumference] exceeds her height. You wake up to her ass [in your face] as she searches for her shoes winded. You label her/them/it one (1.0) Aspen Fat Unit (AFU). This forever becomes the standard of measure for all going forward actual or possible fat hookups.
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