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-Croc dick (Noun) Croc dick is known as the influenced state of [genitalia] of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, [unappealing] fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of [virgin energy] through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
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