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A city in the East [San Francisco Bay Area]. It has gorgeous weather, exceptionally high crime and can't seem to keep its sports teams. The Warriors left back to San Francisco after a 47 year run in Oakland. The Raiders, although forever associated with the bay area, got fed up with Oakland's shit and they left for Las Vegas, were the benefits were better. Raiders fans stay faithful to the team, while the Raiders themselves gained even more fans in Vegas. They built a nice stadium (the rideshare thing is dumb, because not everyone wants to take Uber or Lyft to a football game or music concert) right next to the strip. So, you get football (or a concert), gambling, casinos, restaurants, buffets and all other sorts of things. Oakland [dropped the ball] (pun intended). Their only team left is the Oakland A's, and even they are considering leaving for Las Vegas since Oakland can't or won't build a new stadium. The city is also rife with homelessness, since the cost of living in the [San Francisco Bay area] is disgustingly high. Under the over passes of Interstate 880, one can find entire homeless cities.

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