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An awesome Pirate known to pillage [up and down] the Sturgeon Creek in northern Alberta. He favour's [Captain Morgan] as a damned fine sailor, and close friend. His reign of terror has become so horrendous that the local population cannot wait until winter sets in (a horribly cold and dismal one), so that he is trapped within his bed with a bottle of rum. He defines himself as the most self-loving narcisistic bastard that he knows, and regularly trips [little children] with wheeled feet.
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