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The act of performing the Goonschlagga Gambit on a chess opponent. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the largest possible trade [in the game] of chess, and often is performed against young children as their brains are wrinkleless and undeveloped, making their [chess strategy] often far worse than that of wrinkly old brains. The Goonschlagga Gambit is the act of sacrificing a pawn in order to capture the opposing [player's] queen if they capture the pawn with their queen. This forces the opponent to choose between moving their queen to safety and losing the enemy pawn capture, or saving their queen. Those with brains of the mushier variety are far more susceptible to the Goonschlagga Gambit, and will choose to take the pawn.
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