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noun. A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..
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